M*A*S*H Slash

Title: The Way The World Turns
Summary: Charles meets someone in a bar who makes a lasting impression.
Rating: PG
Pairing: Peg/Charles, implied BJ/Hawkeye.
Disclaimer: Haha, this is Peg/Charles. Isn’t it obvious it’s not mine?
Word Count: 1,757
A/N: Uhm. Well, see, it all started with an MST where there were Peg/Charles overtones. I was trying to write Hawkney, but this happened instead. Thanks for the beta, Kelly.

( He sits in a dimly lit bar, finishing the last of his scotch. )

Title: Escape
Summary: Humans aren't infallible. They only wish they were.
Pairing: Hawkeye/Sidney
Rating: PG
Theme: M is for Mars; the god of war. (Was written for alphabetasoup.)
Disclaimer: The show ended four years before I was even thought of. Don’t think I own it.
A/N: Thanks for the beta, Kelly.

( Humans aren't infallible. They only wish they were. )

It's true. And I come with fic. I know, when's the last time I wrote M*A*S*H fic? August? O_o

Title: Noise
Pairing: Hawkeye/Sidney
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The noise can be too much.
Disclaimer: The show ended four years before I was even thought of. Don’t think I own it.
A/N: Thanks for the beta, Kelly.

( Mostly, the war was loud. )

Enjoy.

So, the deadline for hashbash has arrived, and so we are now free to post our submissions, so here are mine.

This first one, is, of course, Sidney-centric. ^^

Title: Sweet Dreams, Sidney
Rating: PG
Challenge: #3 - Missing Dreams.
Summary: “The subconscious is where our deepest, darkest thoughts, fears, and feelings are stored.”
Disclaimer: I don’t own M*A*S*H. This is just for a fun contest. xD
A/N: Dreams, to me, are merely scenes strewn together by our minds. They have a twirling emotion to them. That’s what I tried to convey here. Thanks to Caroline for beta’ing. She’s wonderful, really.

(Fake cut number one!)

This next submission is Mulcahy-centric.

Title: Doubt
Rating: PG
Challenge: #4 - Caught.
Summary: There is something about Mulcahy that he doesn’t even want to catch himself doing.
Disclaimer: M*A*S*H had Hawkeye chasing after too many girls for it to be mine. There’d have been at least a few guys thrown in for good measure, had it been me.
A/N: This kind of... jumped on me. I guess I know why they call them ‘plot bunnies’ now, huh? Thanks for the beta again go to Caroline, who rocks my proverbial socks. (Proverbial only because I’m not wearing any.)

(Fake cut number two!)

And the third is Charles-centric.

Title: Lies
Rating: PG
Challenge: #7 - The Last Time.
Summary: The last time Charles lied is not exactly as he suspected.
Disclaimer: M*A*S*H ended five years before my birth. This makes it slightly impossible for me to own it.
A/N: Man, I knew I’d write a Charles piece. It just made sense. Thanks again to Caroline for the beta. ^^

(Fake cut number three!)

None of these are actually slash, which is why they’re cross-posted. If this is not allowed, please forgive me, and delete this post if you want to.

Adios!

Well, here's my contribution! ^^

Title: Reality
Rating: Hard R, we’ll say.
Summary: Father Mulcahy needs someone to chase away reality.
Pairing: Hawkeye/Mulcahy, implied Hawkeye/others
A/N: For the mash_slash fic swap organized by the lovely teapot_yo. This is for janecarnall. Anyone else, if you're squicked by Mulcahy!smut, I wouldn't read on.

( It's supposed to feel good. )

Enjoy! ^^

Hey there. Just thought I'd pop in and leave this new fic I just wrote. ^^

Title: Five Things
Rating: PG
Summary: The five things a war can bring you.
Pairing(s): Hawpper, Frawkeye, Hawkry, B-eye, and Hawkney
Disclaimer: Hardly mine. Ended a few years before I was born.

It's at my LJ.

Enjoy. ^^

So I thought I'd bring you another Hawkney piece and another B-eye piece. I hope you enjoy. ^^

Title: Why
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A relationship leads to contemplation.
Pairing: Sidney/Hawkeye
Disclaimer: Hah, M*A*S*H is not mine. At all. No money is being made from this at all. ‘Tis just for a little slashy fun. ^^

( Hawkeye wonders why, sometimes. )

Title: Contradictions
Rating: PG
Summary: Sometimes things seem one way (but they’re really another.)
Pairing: Hawkeye/BJ
A/N: This was written for teapot_yo’s birthday.

( Contradictions. )

Cross-posted at my LJ.

So. I actually wrote Chawkeye. Blame hawkeyesmartini for encouraging me. 'Tis all her fault. ^_^ (She also is mad awesome because she looked it over for me, so props to her and her evil-yet-goodness.)

Title: Life
Rating: PG
Summary: Charles’ POV. Life shifts rapidly. How long before the next shift in Charles’ life?
Pairing: Implied Hawkeye/Charles
Disclaimer: I own nothing, this is just for my own twisted amusement.


( Life is very peculiar, sometimes. )

Cross-posted to my LJ, hawkeyeisbi, and FF.net