M*A*S*H Slash

Hello.

I've brought a few slash fics I've written recently, to do some shameless self-promotion. It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it. And that someone must be me, otherwise it would not be self-promotion. But anyway.

Here I have three short stories that I will share. There are many more at slashhappened, my writing journal. It is friendsonly, but anyone with half a brain that requests to be added will be welcome. So, here you are, three bits of M*A*S*H slash. More at slashhappened, and enjoy.

Title : Just Asking
Author: hawkeyesmartini
Rating: PG
Fandom: M*A*S*H
Pairing & Genre: General
Feedback: Please
Archive: LiveJournal
Email: hawkeyesmartini@livejournal.com

Warnings: Slight language
Summary: Colonel Potter has something to ask Hawkeye and BJ.
Disclaimers: Never happened. Though it could’ve.

Notes: Thanks to sarcasticsra for the once-over.

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( Just Asking )

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Title : Rain Falls In Grey (Far Away)
Author: hawkeyesmartini
Rating: PG13
Fandom: M*A*S*H
Pairing & Genre: V. slight B-eye/general, I think
Feedback: Please
Archive: LiveJournal
Email: hawkeyesmartini@livejournal.com

Warnings: None, really. Slight slash.
Summary: Hawkeye thinks of his mother before dawn and is comforted by BJ.

Disclaimers: M*A*S*H not mine. It should’ve been entrusted to me for when I was born, but they couldn’t wait 13 years. *shrug*
Notes: For takenhawkeye
Much more thanks to sarcasticsra for the once-over, twice.

( In the sad town, cold iron hands clap the party of clowns outside...rain falls in grey, far away... )

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"Kicks"
Word Count: 638
written for katiemariie
Prompt: Trapper turned on his heel, "I am not Hawkeye's sidekick!"
Thanks to sharselune

( for kicks )


And there you have it. Once again, slashhappened is my writing journal and the place where I update with any sort of M*A*S*H fanfiction I come up with. That being said, *insert closing remark*

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I come with B-eye. Like in nature to the last Hawkry bit, 'tis mostly NC17. Apologies to those who have already seen this - you got the first peek.

Title : Terrapin
Author: Hawkeye’s Martini
Rating: NC17
Fandom: M*A*S*H
Pairing & Genre: B-eye / smut
Feedback: Hello? Hello? Is this mic on? *taps*
Archive: Livejournal and some personal websites
Email: hawkeyesmartini@mchsi.com

Warnings: Slashy slashy. And language.
Summary: BJ has a bold request to make.

Disclaimers: This never happened. Neverminding that the characters are fictional – it never happened in the show. Stop crying, I know.

A/N: This probably takes place...well, v. soon after BJ arrives to the 4077th. Thanks to nosferatuvoice for the catching of such stupid errors as "camp" instead of "cap". Right.




( fangs all 'round the clown is dark below the boulders hiding all the sunlight's good for us )

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I have...slash. Yes, slash. Please read the headers before plunging in.

Title : Rooftop In A Thunderstorm Row Missing The Point
Author: Hawkeye’s Martini
Rating: NC17
Fandom: M*A*S*H
Pairing & Genre: Hawkry/Hawpper – romance...kind of.
Feedback: Is bad when it’s loud.
Archive: Should be spelled with a ‘k’. Arkive. Yeah.
Email: Two.

Warnings: Yes. (Explicit slash and language.)
Summary: Hawkeye wants passes to Tokyo for himself and Trapper. Henry says no. Hawkeye doesn’t think “no” is an acceptable answer.

Disclaimers: Characters and setting not mine. Flamboyant misuse of character’s personalities, mine.

A/N: Slash-tastic! Thanks to the awesome beta reader nosferatuvoice, who is rewarded with much Hawkry.

This story was inspired by this screencap.




( undressed himself to disappear through an infinity of pleasure and smiled to free the running me )

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Title : There’s Nothing Like A...//Ch. Six – There’s Nothing Like A Nurse
Author: Hawkeye’s Martini
Rating: PG13
Fandom: M*A*S*H
Pairing & Genre: Bit of Hawpper, romance/comedy
Feedback: Will make me v. happy
Archive: LiveJournal and Fanfiction.Net
Email: hawkeyesmartini@mchsi.com

Warnings: Language, slash
Summary: The nurses are gone and the guys are desperate.

Disclaimers: M*A*S*H not mine. Someone got to it first. And thirteen years before I was born, too! Didn’t even gimme a chance.

A/N : Apologies to those who are seeing this more than once. Takes place during “There’s Nothing Like A Nurse”. Muchas gracias para mis amigas nosferatuvoice y takenhawkeye.

Click here for the five previous chapters of "There's Nothing Like A"

( There's Nothing Like A - Chapter Six )

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Title : There’s Nothing Like A...//Part 5 – Dream Sequence
Author: Hawkeye’s Martini <:3D~
Rating: PG13, perhaps R later on
Fandom: M*A*S*H
Pairing & Genre: Bit o' Hawpper, romance/comedy
Feedback: Will make me v. happy
Archive: LiveJournal, FF.N
Email: hawkeyes1stmartini@yahoo.com

Warnings: Language, slash
Summary: The nurses are gone and the guys are desperate. Two guys in particular. For different reasons.
Disclaimers: M*A*S*H not mine. Hawkeye, Trapper, Margaret etc not mine. Boy, what I would do with them...
A/N : If you don’t remember, it was stated in Chapter Three that Margaret did not go with the nurses to the Evac, she stayed behind after throwing a tantrum. Also, Margaret is quite out of character, but I really can’t write her. I mean...really. So, bad!Margaret and atthe4077th!Margaret. Apologies to those who are seeing this more than once. Takes place during "There’s Nothing Like A Nurse". Many thanks to takenhawkeye. Also, the alternate title for this chapter is "There's Nothing Like A Frozen American Flag". Just thought you might like to know that.

( Chapter Five - There's Nothing Like A Dream Sequence )

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Title : There’s Nothing Like A...//4 - "Currently Untitled"
Author: hawkeyesmartini <:3D~
Rating: PG13
Fandom: M*A*S*H
Pairing & Genre: Bit o’ Hawpper – romance/comedy/etc
Feedback: Appreciated
Archive: Different LJs and communities, my website. Ask before archiving.
Email: hawkeyest1stmartini@yahoo.com

Warnings: Language, slash, bit out of character
Summary: The nurses are gone, and the guys are desperate.
Disclaimers: M*A*S*H not mine, nor are Hawkeye and Trapper. They just wish they were mine. ^_^
A/N : Sorry so short. Next part should be longer.

( Chapter Four )

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More story. Woo, great fun. Or something.

Title : There’s Nothing Like A...//Part 3 - Buttinsky
Author: Hawkeye’s Martini <:3D~
Rating: PG15, perhaps R later on
Fandom: M*A*S*H
Pairing & Genre: Bit of Hawpper, romance/comedy
Feedback: Will make me v. happy
Archive: Bunch of LJs and my site, whenever I get around to updating it.
Email: hawkeyes1stmartini@yahoo.com

Warnings: Language, slash, bunch of arguing
Summary: The nurses are gone and the guys are desperate.

Disclaimers: M*A*S*H not mine. Hawkeye, Trapper not mine. Or I might shove them in a closet and hide the key. ^_^

A/N : Apologies to those who are seeing this more than once. Takes place during "There’s Nothing Like A Nurse". Also, I've changed history to make the word "bisexual" in use in 1951. Author's privelege. :P

( Chapter Three )

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Edited 07 13 05.

Sorry. This entry has become unreadable due to HTML errors. If you wish to read "There's Nothing Like A...", a Hawkeye/Trapper WIP, please visit slashhappened. Thank you.

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Something I wrote over the weekend. Hope you like. A thousand pardons for those who see this more than once.

Title : Seeing
Author: hawkeyesmartini
Rating: PG13 should do it.
Fandom: M*A*S*H
Pairing & Genre: B-eye / humour-general
Feedback: Greatly appreciated
Archive: ff.n, hawkeyeisbi, a few other places. Do not take without permission.
Email: hawkeyesmartini@livejournal.com

Warnings: A bit of language
Summary: Hawkeye and Trapper meet in a bar and each sees different things. Sucky summary, I know, but...just work with me, all right?

Disclaimers: Characters not mine, setting is, blah blah, I'm reincarnated Jell-o, you know the drill. Onwards.
A/N : Title sucks, ending I'm not too sure about. Otherwise, enjoy.

( Seeing )

Comments greatly appreciated, any feedback welcome.

Adieu,
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