M*A*S*H Slash

Thanks to everyone who has offered to help with the zine. You are the greatest. Huge thanks go out to digitalruki, whom I somehow dragged into drawing the cover. I've been making a lot of progress, and am hoping to finish it soon. I'm waiting for confirmation from only one more writer (A.V. Meren, where are you? ;-) and when she responds, we're done with the lineup. I need 5 volunteer editors for the zine. There are 5 parts to edit, and who ever responds/e-mails me first has the first dibs on the part they want. Below is the list of the pags in each part. Just write/post which part you want.

1 – 26 pages (claimed)
2 – 42 pages
3 – 40 pages
4 – 31 pages
5 – 36 pages (claimed)

There haven't been very many essays submitted, so I'm extending the call for them again. The essay doesn't have to be very coherent, just to cover some themes in M*A*S*H slash you think are important to the fandom. I would be really, really thankful for one. *begs* Also, a question I would like some input on - should I include a page with actual slashy M*A*S*H quotes? I've thought about it and decided to ask you guys. And now, here's something to help prod rave rants to be included in the zine. Answer either of these 2 questions, in however many words you need. (so we can have a nice ranty page in the zine.)

Why is M*A*S*H slashy? / M*A*S*H slash is...

ETA: The general consensus so far calls for a quotes page. Thus, post your favorite M*A*S*H slashy quote here, and feel free to use "As Us Butch Guys Say At The Front" to check on the correct wording of the quotes from earlier seasons.