M*A*S*H Slash

Hi. I'm new here. I joined because M*A*S*H slash is a) obvious and b) fun.

I come bearing fic, in triplicate. I asked for challenges on my own LJ - which I'm still doing, so feel free to stop by and request - and decided I might as well share three very different and unrelated fics that came out of it. Pairings are, respectively, Hawpper, Hawkney and B-eye. They don't have titles, which I suppose is unprofessional, and I apologise ... I wrote them around the challenge ideas, not any specific words or phrases that particularly stood out as titular. The first fic is lighthearted; the second is contemplative and the third is majorly angsty.

Author: edna_blackadder
Challenger: hawkeyecat
Pairing: Trapper/Hawkeye, implied something else
Scenario: Margaret walks in on something.
Rating: PG for nothing in particular, but seeing as it fits this community ;)
Disclaimer: M*A*S*H not mine.

( Hey Trapper, did you know that ants can lift up to twenty times their body weight? )

Author: edna_blackadder
Challenger: sarcasticsra
Pairing: Hawkeye/Sidney
Sentence: Before Sidney met Hawkeye, he didn't think he'd ever known anyone who liked to kiss so much.
Rating: PG-13 might be an overrating, but I'll go with that just to be safe.
Disclaimer: M*A*S*H not mine.

( Before Sidney met Hawkeye, he didn't think he'd ever known anyone who liked to kiss so much. )

Author: edna_blackadder
Challenger: ladyabbey
Pairing: BJ/Hawkeye
Scenario: BJ has to console a very depressed and angry Hawkeye after a difficult OR session in which he loses a patient.
Sentence: BJ had never seen Hawkeye drink so much, and that was saying something.
Rating: PG-13 for angst and alcohol.
Disclaimer: M*A*S*H not mine.

( BJ had never seen Hawkeye drink so much, and that was saying something. )

All right ... um ... there you are. These are cross-posted to hawkeyeisbi, martinisabound and my LJ, so I am very sorry for any flist spam I may cause.