M*A*S*H Slash

Title: This Man's Army

Author: Diseased Mango

Rating: NC-17 *NOT WORKSAFE*

Pairing: Klinger/Cpl.Miller

Warning: Dubious consent, coercion, prostitution, voyeurism, humiliation, cross-dressing, rimming

Summary: In the season six episode "Major Topper", Klinger is given the pleasure of having to train one Corporal 'Boots' Miller who, unlike Klinger, actually is crazy as a loon. However, it's not until the man is discharged on the coveted section 8 that Klinger learns the full extent of his psychosis.

A/N: Pure unadultered smut, with the just a sprinkling of plot for taste. Huge thanks to hawkeyecat and siggen1 for the beta.

( Lord knows he’d been wearing women’s clothing for a good couple of years now…but was this how women felt wearing them; did they feel like meat for sale, wrapped up in nothing but cellophane? )

Title: Hands on Lessons

Author: Diseased Mango a.k.a Fortissimo

Rating: NC-17

Pairing: Hawkeye/Radar

Summary: In which Radar has girl problems and Hawkeye lends a hand...and some advice, too.

Warnings: Ridiculously vanilla, but just to be safe: frottage, masturbation, slight language, and Sue Johannsenesque sex talks.

( Well what’s the issue, Radar? You come in here after eighteen hours of surgery asking me for help about something but you won’t tell me what the something is except that it’s a girl and she wants something. )

Hello all. Newbie here. My name is Diseased Mango, but its far simpler to call me Mango. While I'm new to the M*A*S*H fandom, I'm certainly not new to fanfiction, having written my first fanfiction about the Boxcar Children when I was eight. Since then, my main fandoms have become Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Matrix, and now M*A*S*H. Here's a very short drabble I just turned out as a means of introduction.

 

Title: Pissing Contest

Author: Diseased Mango

Rating: Soft R

Pairing: Chawkeye

Word Count: 352

Warning: Language, sexual themes, vague implications of D/s, first fanfic, unbetaed

( It’s like any of the other pissing contests they’ve gotten into at the 4077th, this thing that they have going on between them. )