M*A*S*H Slash

Author: radarhunnihawk
Title: Roosevelt knows best!
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: BJ/Hawkeye
Notes: This story is crackfic! It is also the sequel of the Sock war that was requested by crowds of , well admittedly not so many but some brave souls. Okay maybe one. So  it is wrote. Thanks to hotspur18 for ideas and encouragement and the co-ownership of the dragon.
Warning: This is OOC.  That is because it is crack.  Crack!fic should be taken with a large pinch of salt, a suspension of disbelief, and a good sense of humour.  The teddy bear may be in character.  Unless you think he really is President Roosevelt, in which case, not.

Flames are cool.  We like flames. We live in England where it snows in March. This we do not like. Fortunately we have a dragon.  The dragon uses flames to melt chocolate and save energy.  Mmm, melted chocolate.....and heat!

Oh and Whilst I may co-own a dragon, I do not own the rights to MASH or make any money from it. Anybody who tries to claim otherwise will be fed to the Dragon. Oh and this is un beta read, which may mean that I should also be used to feed the dragon for any and all mistakes made in this.

( Here be the fic in a real lj cut! )
Cross posted to lexia_arcadia and fanfiction.net

Sorry about posting these early but I figure given the time diffrance between England (which is where I am) and Ammerica (where I figure most people in this community are based) by the time at least some of you read this it would be ninth anyways. And Im rambelling so should I just get on with the fics?

Okay first fic is
Title: One night only
rating: PG13 (I think)
Author radarhunnihawk
writen for finding_jay(I think I read that you where going to be away so I hope I posted this in time for you to read it.)
who requested and I quote,
( One night only )
(Also posted to lexia_arcadiamy writing journal.)

Im also posting for fallin2hell who was writing a fic for hawkeyecat
the  request was
Hawkeye /Trapper
hurt/comfort
PG13 or over
and the fic is titled "Only thing"



[Bad username or unknown identity: ]( Only thing )

It is at this point that a confession and/ or appology should be made. Whilst fallen2hell
wrote the greater majority of this fic, *and so patiently texted it to me twice!* I have made one or two contributions to this to help her finish it.
Hope this doesn't offend anyone and also blame any spelling mistakes, bad punctuation etc on me not her. Thank you.

Hope you enjoy them folks.