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mash_slashTitle: B*A*M 4077th (Viva La Bam and M*A*S*H crossover)
Author: Steph B.
Pairing: Hawkeye/Bam, Radar/Dico, B.J./Hawkeye, and possibly others.
Disclaimer: I do not own M*A*S*H, or the people, or the Viva La Bam people. I
do however, own a cute lil' bunny ^_^
Rating: 17+
Summary: Bam and his group of friends stumble upon a door that leads them to
Korea in the 50's, so they bring their 21st century style and Bam falls in
love ^_^
Beta: Silverotter
Part 3
Radar and Dico were walking out of the office as Frank Burns was walking in. "What's with that guy Radar?" Dico asked, his eyes following Frank into the office.
"Oh, that’s just Major Burns. He's kind of a tight ass around here. Oops, pardon my
language." Radar blushed and looked down.
"No need to watch your mouth around me, I use way worse words then that my
little buddy." Dico smiled, looking at him.
Just then Frank came back out of the office and looked at Radar and Dico and shouted, "Hey, small fry!"
Radar and Dico looked over as Frank walked towards them.
"Corporal, who is this man? And where is Colonel Potter?" he asked, his beady eyes darting from Rader to Dico.
"Um, well, Colonel Potter is in post op with a patient, and this is Dico." Radar
perked up at Dico’s name, smiling.
Frank glared at Dico and asked him, "You came in with those others that Klinger
is showing around?"
"Yeah, so what?" Dico asked, frowning.
"Smart ass." snorted Frank as he walked away.
Meanwhile, back with Klinger and the rest of the gang…
"Who wants to go to the Officers Club?" asked Klinger.
"We do!” The group yelled with a laugh.
"Then let’s go!" Klinger said walking in.
Bam dragged Hawkeye and B.J. into the time portal and over to the pirate bar for a
drink. As he was pouring the booze, there was a loud thump upstairs.
Bam looked up shocked "Shit, it’s Don Vito! Quick guys, hide!" he whispered
to the others as they took cover under the counter of the bar.
"Bam, if I may ask, who is this Don Vito?" whispered B.J., glancing at the stairs with wary look.
"He’s my fat, lazy uncle, and when I say fat, I mean big, fucking ship huge." Bam
whispered back
Just then the thumping became louder as Vito thudded down the stairs.
[A/N: No one can understand Vito, see for yourselves: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80w5stdCeC4]
"Bam hazzauha your sick in the head juuzz mansghiyesh?" Vito said, banging
down the stairs.
"What the fuck was that?" asked Hawkeye, staring blankly at Bam.
"It’s fat talk." Bam replied, laughing softly so Vito wouldn’t hear them.
Vito took a look around and then walked back up the stairs. When all was clear
the three emerged from under the counter.
"I think I'll take my beer back to camp with me. What about you Hawk?" B.J.
asked as he walked over to the time portal.
"I think I’m going to stay here and have a few beers with Bam. Come get me if we
get wounded, OK?" Hawk responded, as B.J. walked through the portal.
"Now we’re alone." As he said it, a grin spread across Bam's face.
"Want to play doctor? I think you need your physical." Hawk said, moving
closer to Bam and nuzzling his ear.
Bam froze to the spot and closed his eyes as Hawk planted kisses along his
neck. He moaned, biting his lip. It felt so good; he didn’t want Hawkeye to stop.
Hawk turned Bam to face him and with half lidded eyes kissed Bam, slipping
his tongue through Bam’s lips and exploring Bam's warm wet mouth.
Bam broke the kiss to say, "Let’s take this upstairs, shall we?" He led Hawk
to his room, which was covered in skateboarding pictures, not to mention his bed, which was lying on a huge half pipe, "Lay down." Bam said forcefully, nodding to the bed.
Hawk sat down taking off his boots and watching Bam striptease for him.
Bam turned on some slow music and began removing his shirt as slow as possible, while keeping his eyes locked on Hawkeye’s. As the shirt came off, he started on his pants, slowly unzipping them, and then undoing the button. He kicked them off and hopped onto the bed, lying on top of Hawk.
Looking down, he said, "This ain’t fair, you still have clothes on. Let’s even this up." Bam lowered his head to the zipper of Hawk’s pants and unzipped them with his teeth. Then, reaching down to undo the button then he yanked off Hawk’s pants.
"Oh, Bam you’re so crafty." Hawk spoke as he closed his eyes, then reopened them
to see Bam above him with a pocket knife.
"Either take off the shirt or loose it." Bam said in a sexual way, as he flicked out the blade and positioned at the bottom of Hawk’s shirt.
"As long as I can borrow one of yours later, then by all means cut this one up."
Hawk joked as the cold metal blade touched his stomach, making him shiver.
Bam slid the knife upwards, cutting the shirt off and then tossing the knife off to
another side of the room. Bam's head went down as he began to lick Hawkeye’s exposed nipples, making them harder with every lick.
Hawk moaned, and bucked his hips. The only other person to ever do this to him was
B.J. He knew all of Hawk’s parts.
Bam stopped and looked Hawk in the eyes before catching him in a tongue-battling kiss of dominance. Bam reluctantly lost so Hawk flipped him over, reversing the roles.
~End part 3~
Author: Steph B.
Pairing: Hawkeye/Bam, Radar/Dico, B.J./Hawkeye, and possibly others.
Disclaimer: I do not own M*A*S*H, or the people, or the Viva La Bam people. I
do however, own a cute lil' bunny ^_^
Rating: 17+
Summary: Bam and his group of friends stumble upon a door that leads them to
Korea in the 50's, so they bring their 21st century style and Bam falls in
love ^_^
Beta: Silverotter
Part 3
Radar and Dico were walking out of the office as Frank Burns was walking in. "What's with that guy Radar?" Dico asked, his eyes following Frank into the office.
"Oh, that’s just Major Burns. He's kind of a tight ass around here. Oops, pardon my
language." Radar blushed and looked down.
"No need to watch your mouth around me, I use way worse words then that my
little buddy." Dico smiled, looking at him.
Just then Frank came back out of the office and looked at Radar and Dico and shouted, "Hey, small fry!"
Radar and Dico looked over as Frank walked towards them.
"Corporal, who is this man? And where is Colonel Potter?" he asked, his beady eyes darting from Rader to Dico.
"Um, well, Colonel Potter is in post op with a patient, and this is Dico." Radar
perked up at Dico’s name, smiling.
Frank glared at Dico and asked him, "You came in with those others that Klinger
is showing around?"
"Yeah, so what?" Dico asked, frowning.
"Smart ass." snorted Frank as he walked away.
Meanwhile, back with Klinger and the rest of the gang…
"Who wants to go to the Officers Club?" asked Klinger.
"We do!” The group yelled with a laugh.
"Then let’s go!" Klinger said walking in.
Bam dragged Hawkeye and B.J. into the time portal and over to the pirate bar for a
drink. As he was pouring the booze, there was a loud thump upstairs.
Bam looked up shocked "Shit, it’s Don Vito! Quick guys, hide!" he whispered
to the others as they took cover under the counter of the bar.
"Bam, if I may ask, who is this Don Vito?" whispered B.J., glancing at the stairs with wary look.
"He’s my fat, lazy uncle, and when I say fat, I mean big, fucking ship huge." Bam
whispered back
Just then the thumping became louder as Vito thudded down the stairs.
[A/N: No one can understand Vito, see for yourselves: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80w5stdCeC4]
"Bam hazzauha your sick in the head juuzz mansghiyesh?" Vito said, banging
down the stairs.
"What the fuck was that?" asked Hawkeye, staring blankly at Bam.
"It’s fat talk." Bam replied, laughing softly so Vito wouldn’t hear them.
Vito took a look around and then walked back up the stairs. When all was clear
the three emerged from under the counter.
"I think I'll take my beer back to camp with me. What about you Hawk?" B.J.
asked as he walked over to the time portal.
"I think I’m going to stay here and have a few beers with Bam. Come get me if we
get wounded, OK?" Hawk responded, as B.J. walked through the portal.
"Now we’re alone." As he said it, a grin spread across Bam's face.
"Want to play doctor? I think you need your physical." Hawk said, moving
closer to Bam and nuzzling his ear.
Bam froze to the spot and closed his eyes as Hawk planted kisses along his
neck. He moaned, biting his lip. It felt so good; he didn’t want Hawkeye to stop.
Hawk turned Bam to face him and with half lidded eyes kissed Bam, slipping
his tongue through Bam’s lips and exploring Bam's warm wet mouth.
Bam broke the kiss to say, "Let’s take this upstairs, shall we?" He led Hawk
to his room, which was covered in skateboarding pictures, not to mention his bed, which was lying on a huge half pipe, "Lay down." Bam said forcefully, nodding to the bed.
Hawk sat down taking off his boots and watching Bam striptease for him.
Bam turned on some slow music and began removing his shirt as slow as possible, while keeping his eyes locked on Hawkeye’s. As the shirt came off, he started on his pants, slowly unzipping them, and then undoing the button. He kicked them off and hopped onto the bed, lying on top of Hawk.
Looking down, he said, "This ain’t fair, you still have clothes on. Let’s even this up." Bam lowered his head to the zipper of Hawk’s pants and unzipped them with his teeth. Then, reaching down to undo the button then he yanked off Hawk’s pants.
"Oh, Bam you’re so crafty." Hawk spoke as he closed his eyes, then reopened them
to see Bam above him with a pocket knife.
"Either take off the shirt or loose it." Bam said in a sexual way, as he flicked out the blade and positioned at the bottom of Hawk’s shirt.
"As long as I can borrow one of yours later, then by all means cut this one up."
Hawk joked as the cold metal blade touched his stomach, making him shiver.
Bam slid the knife upwards, cutting the shirt off and then tossing the knife off to
another side of the room. Bam's head went down as he began to lick Hawkeye’s exposed nipples, making them harder with every lick.
Hawk moaned, and bucked his hips. The only other person to ever do this to him was
B.J. He knew all of Hawk’s parts.
Bam stopped and looked Hawk in the eyes before catching him in a tongue-battling kiss of dominance. Bam reluctantly lost so Hawk flipped him over, reversing the roles.
~End part 3~
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