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Just thought I'd share this with you. I found it on a Harry Potter community, and it's hilarious. Basically it's a drabble-o-matic, for those who can't be bothered to write one themselves

http://prillalar.com/drabbles/



Shiny Love

Hawkeye finished packing. Ever since BJ, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Hawkeye had been green.

There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing fuzzled him, all was oscellating. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going levitating above the floor to become a red flying saucer.

Just then, there was an imaginary knock at the door. Hawkeye opened it and stood there savagely for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his fingernail.

When Hawkeye came to, BJ was holding his elbow and looking obsolete. "My love," BJ said gently, "I'm sorry for the rectangular shock. I've been shipwrecked on a hyperactive island for the last ten years, living like yesterday's leftover leftovers. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my face in the wreck. Can you still love me?"

Hawkeye could hardly believe his BJ had returned. "I will always love you, face or no face. Besides, you can cover it up with a spade."

They embraced bravely and vowed to never be parted again.

And all was fluffy