The 'Ultimate" M*A*S*H Quotes Quiz
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mash_slashI was a little bored so I made a little quiz!
The M*A*S*H quotes Quiz…. Test your knowledge….
Explanation:
* I give you 20 quotes from the series. Your objective is to guess who said it or which episode it was said in.
* If you guess who said it or the episode it was said in you are awarded 1 point, if you guess both you get 2 points.
* The quotes can only be said by the main cast meaning: Henri Blake, John ‘Trapper’ Macintyre , Frank Burns, Walter ‘Radar’ O’Reilly, Maxwell ‘Max’ Klinger, ‘Father’ John Francis Mulcahy, Margaret ‘Hot Lips’ Houligan, Charles E. Winchester III, BJ Hunnicut, Benjamin Franklin ‘Hawkeye’ Pierce.
EDIT: THERE ARE NO POTTER QUOTES, CAUSE I FORGOT THEM. JUST A MISTAKE ON MY PART! I LIKE HIM & BLAKE THE SAME SO THERE'S NO FAVORITISM INVOLVED HERE!!!! THANNK!!
* The also come from the first 8 seasons.
* Difficulty level and length of the quotes will vary… :s
Rules:
You get to guess only once, so make sure you have written everything down just like you want to.
No cheating, meaning you don’t get to use google, yahoo, any M*A*S*H sites or even your DVD’s. The point of this game is testing your knowledge.
Write the number of the quote followed by the name of the person who said it or the episode. And if you’re really smart both ;)
I will respond to every post and mention your points. The 3 highest contestants get a little surprise.
Good Luck! Here are the quotes:
1. "I don't think this place is turning out to be that great an experience for me. I mean I work under terrible pressure and everything and there's a lot of death and destruction and stuff but outside of that I don't think I'm really getting much out of it."
2. “I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish, I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver, I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions!"
3. "Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war and rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one."
4. "I don't fall over, captain. Everything around here will be just fine if there's a little less leaning a lot more leadership. We need obedience. We need discipline, not this chaos. Doctors like you constantly out of uniform. Nurses who don't belong in uniform. Dogs running around loose in camp...they're getting run over by jeeps."
5. “ I'm reminded of a story, you've probably heard it. The king and queen of this country were playing golf with five clubs. Their son Jack remarked how strange it was that they only had two hearts between them. And just then his sister Little Deucy and her dog Tre started singing 'Four Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend,' whereupon the whole family beat her to death and buried her with two spades."
6. “I'm only paranoid because everyone is against me."
7. Bad news from my wife. She still loves me. Would you believe this? She still thinks I got sent to Korea as part of some secret plot to cheat on her!
8. I'm not working on sick people here. I'm working on hurt young people, with essentially healthy bodies that have been insulted by ammunition.
9. This is what happens to you when you don't eat your vegetables.
10. Wondrous and mysterious are the ways of God, and I would have no one shield my eyes from the glory of His works.
11. “Did you ever show me any kind of friendship? Ask my help with a personal problem? Include me in one of your little bull sessions? Can you imagine what it feels like to - to walk by this tent and hear you laughing, and know I'm not welcome? Did you ever once ever offer me a lousy cup of coffee?”
12. Charming place. An inflamed boil on the buttocks of the world. What is that odour?
13. “If I don't eat regularly everything in my body turns to liquid."
14. “Hey, listen. I don't like a movie, I get up and leave. I don't like the war I'm getting up and going”.
15. All the wealth I want you can find in here.
16. Good question. I was stolen from the gypsies by two ruthless Lebanese peasants who brought me up as their own flesh and blood
17. “Holy cow! Insubordination! Conduct unbecoming an officer! Violation of codes 13 through 27 with a repeat on 26!"
18. “I think you will all agree that by trying to introduce more discipline, more order, I have hopefully made this a more enjoyable war for all of us. Leadership is a lonely business. Your Napoleons, your Kaisers, your Attilas the Hun, were alone there in the front office as I have been this week. I have thought of you. I know you have thought of me - but some of the notes in the suggestion box were really below the belt! I mean, why drag my mother into this?”
19. “Why don't we avoid the Christmas rush and start hating him now?”
20. Don't be ridiculous. This is twelve-year-old Scotch. You don't think I'd leave this is in the original bottle around you petty larcenists, do you?
Good Luck!
Crossposted
The M*A*S*H quotes Quiz…. Test your knowledge….
Explanation:
* I give you 20 quotes from the series. Your objective is to guess who said it or which episode it was said in.
* If you guess who said it or the episode it was said in you are awarded 1 point, if you guess both you get 2 points.
* The quotes can only be said by the main cast meaning: Henri Blake, John ‘Trapper’ Macintyre , Frank Burns, Walter ‘Radar’ O’Reilly, Maxwell ‘Max’ Klinger, ‘Father’ John Francis Mulcahy, Margaret ‘Hot Lips’ Houligan, Charles E. Winchester III, BJ Hunnicut, Benjamin Franklin ‘Hawkeye’ Pierce.
EDIT: THERE ARE NO POTTER QUOTES, CAUSE I FORGOT THEM. JUST A MISTAKE ON MY PART! I LIKE HIM & BLAKE THE SAME SO THERE'S NO FAVORITISM INVOLVED HERE!!!! THANNK!!
* The also come from the first 8 seasons.
* Difficulty level and length of the quotes will vary… :s
Rules:
You get to guess only once, so make sure you have written everything down just like you want to.
No cheating, meaning you don’t get to use google, yahoo, any M*A*S*H sites or even your DVD’s. The point of this game is testing your knowledge.
Write the number of the quote followed by the name of the person who said it or the episode. And if you’re really smart both ;)
I will respond to every post and mention your points. The 3 highest contestants get a little surprise.
Good Luck! Here are the quotes:
1. "I don't think this place is turning out to be that great an experience for me. I mean I work under terrible pressure and everything and there's a lot of death and destruction and stuff but outside of that I don't think I'm really getting much out of it."
2. “I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish, I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver, I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions!"
3. "Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war and rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one."
4. "I don't fall over, captain. Everything around here will be just fine if there's a little less leaning a lot more leadership. We need obedience. We need discipline, not this chaos. Doctors like you constantly out of uniform. Nurses who don't belong in uniform. Dogs running around loose in camp...they're getting run over by jeeps."
5. “ I'm reminded of a story, you've probably heard it. The king and queen of this country were playing golf with five clubs. Their son Jack remarked how strange it was that they only had two hearts between them. And just then his sister Little Deucy and her dog Tre started singing 'Four Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend,' whereupon the whole family beat her to death and buried her with two spades."
6. “I'm only paranoid because everyone is against me."
7. Bad news from my wife. She still loves me. Would you believe this? She still thinks I got sent to Korea as part of some secret plot to cheat on her!
8. I'm not working on sick people here. I'm working on hurt young people, with essentially healthy bodies that have been insulted by ammunition.
9. This is what happens to you when you don't eat your vegetables.
10. Wondrous and mysterious are the ways of God, and I would have no one shield my eyes from the glory of His works.
11. “Did you ever show me any kind of friendship? Ask my help with a personal problem? Include me in one of your little bull sessions? Can you imagine what it feels like to - to walk by this tent and hear you laughing, and know I'm not welcome? Did you ever once ever offer me a lousy cup of coffee?”
12. Charming place. An inflamed boil on the buttocks of the world. What is that odour?
13. “If I don't eat regularly everything in my body turns to liquid."
14. “Hey, listen. I don't like a movie, I get up and leave. I don't like the war I'm getting up and going”.
15. All the wealth I want you can find in here.
16. Good question. I was stolen from the gypsies by two ruthless Lebanese peasants who brought me up as their own flesh and blood
17. “Holy cow! Insubordination! Conduct unbecoming an officer! Violation of codes 13 through 27 with a repeat on 26!"
18. “I think you will all agree that by trying to introduce more discipline, more order, I have hopefully made this a more enjoyable war for all of us. Leadership is a lonely business. Your Napoleons, your Kaisers, your Attilas the Hun, were alone there in the front office as I have been this week. I have thought of you. I know you have thought of me - but some of the notes in the suggestion box were really below the belt! I mean, why drag my mother into this?”
19. “Why don't we avoid the Christmas rush and start hating him now?”
20. Don't be ridiculous. This is twelve-year-old Scotch. You don't think I'd leave this is in the original bottle around you petty larcenists, do you?
Good Luck!
Crossposted
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