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UGH. I'm getting sick of the MASH'd up names for MASH slash (Chawkeye, Hawpper, Klingles, etc.), and there seems to be no stopping them. So, I propose a new method of naming, obscure enough for even the stingiest of fandom elitists!
Let us replace the names with food. For example:
Klinger/Charles = Hummus/Caviar; Trapper/Hawkeye = Gin/Olive.
Get it? Food? Slash? Yes. All my fandom problems are solved. I win! XD
(I'm just joking, and not really trying to wank. All good fun! Still got a bad feeling about this...)
Edit: I'm totally stuck on a food name for a lot of the characters, like BJ. Suggestions are encouraged!
Son of the edit: Okay, I'm getting really into this. XD Here's a list so far -
( ZE MENEU! )
Let us replace the names with food. For example:
Klinger/Charles = Hummus/Caviar; Trapper/Hawkeye = Gin/Olive.
Get it? Food? Slash? Yes. All my fandom problems are solved. I win! XD
(I'm just joking, and not really trying to wank. All good fun! Still got a bad feeling about this...)
Edit: I'm totally stuck on a food name for a lot of the characters, like BJ. Suggestions are encouraged!
Son of the edit: Okay, I'm getting really into this. XD Here's a list so far -
( ZE MENEU! )