I ponder.

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UGH. I'm getting sick of the MASH'd up names for MASH slash (Chawkeye, Hawpper, Klingles, etc.), and there seems to be no stopping them. So, I propose a new method of naming, obscure enough for even the stingiest of fandom elitists!

Let us replace the names with food. For example:

Klinger/Charles = Hummus/Caviar; Trapper/Hawkeye = Gin/Olive.

Get it? Food? Slash? Yes. All my fandom problems are solved. I win! XD

_{(I'm just joking, and not really trying to wank. All good fun! Still got a bad feeling about this...)}

Edit: I'm totally stuck on a food name for a lot of the characters, like BJ. Suggestions are encouraged!

Son of the edit: Okay, I'm getting really into this. XD Here's a list so far -

Hawkeye - Olive
Trapper - Gin
BJ - Pancakes (shiplizard)
Radar - Muffin (pie_is_good)
Klinger - Hummus
Mulcahy - Tapioca (janecarnall)
Winchester - Caviar
Frank - Cupcake (tekiclutch)