M*A*S*H Slashy Quotes Archive

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"As Us Butch Guys Say At The Front" is still looking for help: at the moment, it needs any quotes from seasons 9-11, which the webmistress doesn't have with subtitles. The site will be updated with new quotes and new color scheme sometime in October when my life will be less hectic (damn you, bureaucracy and lack of Internet!). Any help with these quotes will be appreciated and rewarded with a mention on the contributor page. And to conclude, here are some new quotes that will be seen soon on a computer screen near you.

Hawkeye: "Mere words cannot describe Charles. Charles must be experienced." - (Are You Now, Margaret)

Frank: [on the phone with the Civilian Affairs officer] "Hey, you're my kind of fella! Hey, maybe we can get together sometime. You know, I have a feeling that we're very much alike. What? I beg your pardon! I'm a married man! I've got kids! And everything! No, I won't call you again, and don't you ever call me!" - (The Chosen People)

Hawkeye: "Reading!" [giggles gleefully] "This just might be better than sex."
Winchester: "It certainly takes longer around here."
B.J.: "How would you know?" - (The Light That Failed)