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mash_slashTitle: Radar's Rambles
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Rating: 13+
Disclaimer: I don't own MASH
Author’s Notes: This isn't actually slash but I wanted to post this ^_^
Summary: Radar hates being a virgin...
Author:
captain_lubeyRating: 13+
Disclaimer: I don't own MASH
Author’s Notes: This isn't actually slash but I wanted to post this ^_^
Summary: Radar hates being a virgin...
I hate being the only virgin in camp. I hate the fact that the only girlfriend I ever had dumped me for another man. Than again she probably had a good reason, who would want to be Mrs Walter O’Reilly anyways?
Nobody knows what it’s like, watching countless soldiers flirting with the nurses (and occasionally each other but that’s really none of my business).
And no matter how often he tries to help me; Hawkeye does not know how I feel. He doesn’t know what it’s like knowing that while he is making out with nurses and possibly getting…you know…I’m sleeping alone in my cot.
I’ve tried reading Hawkeye’s magazines while…you know…um…touching down there but it doesn’t work, maybe there’s something wrong with me you know?
Maybe a life of celibacy wouldn’t be so bad, I mean, Father Mulcahy does it so why can’t I?
My only companion is you, Rupert, but you probably think I’m just a stupid 18-year-old virgin don’t ya?
Nobody knows what it’s like, watching countless soldiers flirting with the nurses (and occasionally each other but that’s really none of my business).
And no matter how often he tries to help me; Hawkeye does not know how I feel. He doesn’t know what it’s like knowing that while he is making out with nurses and possibly getting…you know…I’m sleeping alone in my cot.
I’ve tried reading Hawkeye’s magazines while…you know…um…touching down there but it doesn’t work, maybe there’s something wrong with me you know?
Maybe a life of celibacy wouldn’t be so bad, I mean, Father Mulcahy does it so why can’t I?
My only companion is you, Rupert, but you probably think I’m just a stupid 18-year-old virgin don’t ya?
