one time after school, i was talking to my orchestra teacher, who is this really young, progressive, awesome dude, about an upcoming school social and accidentally referred to this kid mike as "this guy that i want to sleep with."
osburn: "...WHAT?" me: "uhhh i don't know? there are a lot of guys that i'd like to sleep with but ummm i really never will, due to lack of reciprocated desire? and also i am not a whore?" osburn: "ahahaha that sounds like hawkeye pierce!" me: "ahahaha yeah, if you switched the genders it'd be totally true!" osburn: ".... you really wouldn't even have to do that!"
and then he paused for a little while, and added, "except that hawkeye totally was a whore."
that's really all i've got, except that i named my fish heej last year, after having a conversation with my friend nick about the merits of calling the hawkeye/beej pairing "heej" in public. ("NO ONE WILL KNOW WHETHER YOU'RE REFERRING TO SEXY DOCTORS OR AN STD!")
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Date: 2006-03-03 02:17 am (UTC)osburn: "...WHAT?"
me: "uhhh i don't know? there are a lot of guys that i'd like to sleep with but ummm i really never will, due to lack of reciprocated desire? and also i am not a whore?"
osburn: "ahahaha that sounds like hawkeye pierce!"
me: "ahahaha yeah, if you switched the genders it'd be totally true!"
osburn: ".... you really wouldn't even have to do that!"
and then he paused for a little while, and added, "except that hawkeye totally was a whore."
that's really all i've got, except that i named my fish heej last year, after having a conversation with my friend nick about the merits of calling the hawkeye/beej pairing "heej" in public. ("NO ONE WILL KNOW WHETHER YOU'RE REFERRING TO SEXY DOCTORS OR AN STD!")