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Murf, this is for you, like I said, i'd make you something, so, enjoy. And it's for everyone else too. Feel free to add on.

You know you’ve watched too much M*A*S*H when . . .

1. You tell all your friends about a guy you know, Tuttle, and all the great things he does . . .

2. When you’ve put a sign on your bedroom door that says, “The Swamp” . . .

3. When you find yourself responding with “Yo,” much more than usual . . .

4. When you refer to weekends and/or vacations as R&R in Seoul . . .

5. You fall asleep watching M*A*S*H, and you only managed 10 solid hours . . .

6. Everyday you think What Would Hawkeye Do (WWHD?) . . .

7. When you buy the DVDs and watch every episode with and WITHOUT the laugh track

8. When everyone in your dreams is in olive drab . . .

9. When you start having withdrawl symptoms halfway through the day

10. When your morning ritual includes Golden Grahams, coffee, and M*A*S*H (at 6:00 AM . . .)

11. When you get bored of your Mercury Sable and actually consider trading it in for a jeep . . .

12. When instead of saying, “It could be worse,” you say, “You could be in Korea,”

13. When you insist your friends call you Corporal and it doesn’t occur to you as odd . . .

14. When, in conversation people actually think you have friends called Hawkeye, Trapper, and Radar, then you say, “uh, they’re from out of town,”

15. When you realize you haven’t said an un-sarcastic thing for days . . . you call it the Hawkeye Defense Mechanism (HDM)

16. When you write “KILROY” on all dirty glass panes . . .

17. When you really want a red robe . . .

18. When you thought it’d be a great idea to put a toe tag on a pass-out friend . . .

19. You meet someone and tell them your initials, when they ask what they stand for you just say, “Whatever you’d like,”

20. When you know its 5428 miles to San Francisco from M*A*S*H 4077 . . .

21. When you can’t stand the sight of liver . . .

22. When you can’t stand the sight of fish . . .

23. When a green pork chop sounds better than brown lettuce . . .

24. Without knowing why you’re slowly becoming more sarcastic, bitter, somewhat arrogant, resistant to any authority figure, and along with a mysterious new attraction to gin you’re prone to fits of loud laughter and singing and/or humming random songs . . .

25. Horse hockey’s a comment expression of yours

26. When you screw up the Patrick Henry quote and say, “Give me an incubator or give me death,”

27. When you order dry martinis, very dry martinis, a veritable dustbowl of a martini . . .

28. When cockroach races are a fond pastime of yours . . .

29. When M*A*S*H was cancelled from it’s usual 9:00 and 9:30 time slot you first cried for a day, then swore to get your revenge for whoever was responsible (like the network), then moved past anger into denial, then became depressed for two whole weeks . . .

30. When you make lists like this . . .