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Title : How to Warm Up a Cold Shower or the Merits of Being Stinky
Author: K.M. Anderson (vjeranadaljubav) and Dagny.
Rating: PG
Pairing: Hawkeye/Trapper
Archive: at ff.net, for now
Summary: A short slashy ditty with a self-explanatory title.
Disclaimer: Would I need one if I owned MASH?
A/N: Co-written with Dagny during an AIM chat for the mash-slash mailing list sometime in 2003, and the primary author’s (mine) first slash writing effort.


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One winter morning the showers were awfully cold -
for a way to keep warm, Hawk would his soul have sold.
And to warm him up he knew just the right guy,
but to get him to come, Hawk would have to be sly.
He got extra dirty, sprayed on Frank's cologne and grabbed a towel,
and then Trapper walked in and said, "Hawk, you smell foul!"
"Would you like to join me in the showers, my friend?"
"Yes, of course!" Trap swiftly said. The end.

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