[mijmeraar] Half Full, Pt 1 of 1, (13+)
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mash_slashTitle: Half full.
Pairing: BJ/Hawkeye
Prompt:Water.
Word Count: 408
Rating: 13+
AN: Coda of sorts to episode “None Like it Hot.” The One Where BJ and Hawkeye Buy A Bathtub. This is solely dialogue.
Splash.
“Again with the feet! That’s a prized possession fella, and I don’t feel like losing it to your homicidal heels.”
“You’re just jealous.”
“Oh, clever. Is that going to be your answer to everything?”
“You and your booby prize could always leave.”
“I hope you’re not challenging my manhood.”
“I wouldn’t dream of it. You’d try to assert it on me and I don’t much feel like being violated in my own bathtub”
“Own? Own? I recall there being two names on that box.”
“I recall you being in here for an hour before I came along.”
“You can’t prove it.”
“There’s prunes where your fingers used to be! You’re ripe enough for picking.”
“Mr. Hunnicutt you sly devil. Ow! Feet! Feet!”
Splash.
“Would you stop getting in and out, all the water’s sloshing out!”
“Just keeping check on the oth – budge over, will ya? No, right - no your other right.”
“OW – damn it, trust me, you don’t want to put your knee there.”
“It’s staying. I don’t think I can move, anyway.”
“We should climb up and cut a hole out of the roof. Gaze at the stars.”
“How romantic. It’ll be the thought that counts when you’re lying in Post-Op with a broken neck.”
“I said ‘we’. That means ‘you’.”
"I could hit you. Then you’ll see – OW.”
“I told you not to put your knee there.”
Splash.
“This is some master plan to have us caught out isn’t it?”
“Yes, that’s exactly why I was trying to get your toe out of my nose. I want people to find us like this.”
“Just keep on, genius, then you’ll be sharing this tub with 100 other people.”
“Now that would get us a world record. We’d perch Mulcahy on top.”
“You’re perverse.”
“It’s why you love me.”
“I thought it was your stunning physique?”
“My magnificent blue eyes?”
“Your Quasimodo hunchback?”
“Don’t get me started on your deformities, Bozo.”
Splash.
“That was terrible. Even Rubber Ducky couldn’t surf that one”
“Watch it, pal. That one reached the door.”
“We need more water.”
“The ocean? We could take it out to sea and sail home.”
“Didn’t the box say ‘THIS IS NOT A FLOATATION DEVICE’ in big red letters?”
“Myth. Just like the big red ‘FLAMMABLE’ on the oxygen bottles.”
“I think I’m getting cold.”
“It’s okay; we can’t all be well endowed.”
“Are you challenging my manhood?”
“Only if you assert it on me.”
Splash.
Pairing: BJ/Hawkeye
Prompt:Water.
Word Count: 408
Rating: 13+
AN: Coda of sorts to episode “None Like it Hot.” The One Where BJ and Hawkeye Buy A Bathtub. This is solely dialogue.
Splash.
“Again with the feet! That’s a prized possession fella, and I don’t feel like losing it to your homicidal heels.”
“You’re just jealous.”
“Oh, clever. Is that going to be your answer to everything?”
“You and your booby prize could always leave.”
“I hope you’re not challenging my manhood.”
“I wouldn’t dream of it. You’d try to assert it on me and I don’t much feel like being violated in my own bathtub”
“Own? Own? I recall there being two names on that box.”
“I recall you being in here for an hour before I came along.”
“You can’t prove it.”
“There’s prunes where your fingers used to be! You’re ripe enough for picking.”
“Mr. Hunnicutt you sly devil. Ow! Feet! Feet!”
Splash.
“Would you stop getting in and out, all the water’s sloshing out!”
“Just keeping check on the oth – budge over, will ya? No, right - no your other right.”
“OW – damn it, trust me, you don’t want to put your knee there.”
“It’s staying. I don’t think I can move, anyway.”
“We should climb up and cut a hole out of the roof. Gaze at the stars.”
“How romantic. It’ll be the thought that counts when you’re lying in Post-Op with a broken neck.”
“I said ‘we’. That means ‘you’.”
"I could hit you. Then you’ll see – OW.”
“I told you not to put your knee there.”
Splash.
“This is some master plan to have us caught out isn’t it?”
“Yes, that’s exactly why I was trying to get your toe out of my nose. I want people to find us like this.”
“Just keep on, genius, then you’ll be sharing this tub with 100 other people.”
“Now that would get us a world record. We’d perch Mulcahy on top.”
“You’re perverse.”
“It’s why you love me.”
“I thought it was your stunning physique?”
“My magnificent blue eyes?”
“Your Quasimodo hunchback?”
“Don’t get me started on your deformities, Bozo.”
Splash.
“That was terrible. Even Rubber Ducky couldn’t surf that one”
“Watch it, pal. That one reached the door.”
“We need more water.”
“The ocean? We could take it out to sea and sail home.”
“Didn’t the box say ‘THIS IS NOT A FLOATATION DEVICE’ in big red letters?”
“Myth. Just like the big red ‘FLAMMABLE’ on the oxygen bottles.”
“I think I’m getting cold.”
“It’s okay; we can’t all be well endowed.”
“Are you challenging my manhood?”
“Only if you assert it on me.”
Splash.
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