Wow. I know I'm late to the party (story of my life) but I just wanted to add my admiration; this is definitely one of the best M*A*S*H fics I've read so far. I could hear the original cast in my head (and I put off watching an episode for half an hour so I could finish this - that's how good it was XD). That ending was delicious, too. Congratulations - you have a real talent.