Yay! The cutesy ship names of DOOM must die! First of all, Frank/Trapper is not Frapper. It's EH/T from Hawkeye's POV, and Frank/Trapper for the rest. Second of all, it makes us look like eight-year-old boy band fans. Third of all, it is confuzzluing as fuck. Fourth of all, they're hard to remember. Fifth of all, it divides the people who know what the names represent and the "n00bs" who don't into cliques.

Can I metaquote you?