ext_130245 ([identity profile] panic-4077th.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] mash_slash2007-02-18 01:46 pm

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Title: B*A*M 4077th (viva la bam and M*A*S*H crossover)
Author: steph b.
Pairing: hawkeye/bam radar/dico possibly others
Disclaimer: i do not own M*A*S*H or the people or the viva la bam people. i do how ever own a cute lil bunny ^_^ i do not own the rights to the song played in this chapter
Rating: 17+
Summary:bam and his group of friends stumble upon a door that leads them to korea in the 50's so they bring there 21st century style and bam falls in love ^_^
hay look i got art ^_^...my friend on gaiaonline drew this for me i thank her much


~part 2~



"Is that a bee on a string?" asked Rabb messing with the bee.

Radar screamed "HAY DONT TUCH HIM!" and kicked Rabb in the leg.

"Feel any better Radar?" hawkeye askd helpin Rabb up.

"Yes i do." Radar smiled and walked away with his bee.

"He's tuchy aint he?" asked Dico to Klinger.

"Only when you mess with his animals other then that hes pretty much melow." he said answering Dico's question.

Just then Dico reached into his pocket and pulled out a small recorder he placed it to his ear and played it then he smiled as large as possile as he taped Bam on the sholder and tould him he had a plan and he ran off after Radar.

"Wheres he going?" asked Hawk looking at Bam while smiling,

"Oh he's going to go make a little announcement." Bam smiled as he turned around to face Hawkeye and noticed that he was lightly blushing Bam shrugged it off and placed an arm around Hawk's neck and they continued there tour and laughing about stuff when the intercome sounded.

"ATTENTION ALL PERSIONEL WE HAVE NEW VISITORS TO THE 4077TH AND ONE OF THEM HAS SMTHING TO SHARE WITH US." Radar said and handed the mic over to Dico who pressed play on the small recording device.

The song was ~Suicidal Tendencies - Institutionalized~

Bam looked over at Dunn who smiled as he highfived Rake and Rabb.

"What kind of music is that?" asked Hawk looking confused and stairing at Klinger

"That my dear Hawkeye is punk rock music grate for head banging." said Rake

"Whats all this talk of punk rock?" said some one behind Bam,

Bam turned around and asked "who are you?, you look like you just came from a boxing mathc at a church." he smiled.

"Well i am a clurgey man, and back home i tought boxing to the orphans my name is Father Francis Mulcahy and what is your name son?"

"Well iam Bam this is Rake Rabb and Dunn the one who is playing the muic with Radar is Dico." Bam smiled as his gaze was averted by some one behind Father Mulchahy he leaned over to Hawkeye and asked "who is that?"

Father turned to look then turned back. "thats major Frank Burns."

"Yea we like messin with ol' ferret face" stated Hawkeye wavin Frank over to the group.

"Whats with that weird music Radars playin?" Frank asked Father. He noticed the others standing there. "who are you guys and whats with those shirts there almost as bad as Klingers dresses."

Hawkeye looked at bam he notice he was getting red and decided to step in. "Now Frank be nice to our new friends"

"Where are you from solder?" asked frank not even listing to Hawkeye's request.

"Well if you must know Ferret Face where from Westchester P.A." Bam smiled as the other three members stood behind him with there arms crossed.

"Now dont get smart with me i can have you cort-marshled in a split second, now what unit are you from?" asked Frank getting testy.

"Ok one were not in the army so you cant do any thing to us, second we are not from a unit." Bam was getting pissed he was in Franks face there was going to be a fight if Hawkeye and the others didnt brake it up and fast.

"Well if thats the case i'll just see what co.potter has to say about this" Frank said pushing Bam back into Hawkeye and walking away.

"That little fucking cock sucker i should go and kick him right sqare in the ass." Bam was all wacked out he needed to get away.

"Come with me Bam we'll get somthing to drink at the swamp, Klinger finish showing the guys around the camp then go tell co. potter whats up ok." with that Hawkeye and Bam walked off.

They walked into the tent where B.J. was relaxing on the bed. "hay Beej this is Bam we came to get a drink." Bam and Hawkeye walked in and sat down on Hawks army cot.

"Well then Bam is it here ya go have drink on us." said B.J. handing a glass to Bam and fillin it up.

"AW man you guys have your own still this stuff must be grate this way." Bam cheered right up as he draank the liquid that was in his glass, he spit it out "aw man this shit sucks." he said then he stopped and thought --i could bring my stuff here? naw i'll bring them to my stuff--- he smiled as looked at B.J.
~end part 2~

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