Awwww! Adorableness personified! I never liked South Pacific either and omigod yes, Calamity Jane RULES! Doris Day would kick that blonde chick's arse! *lol* I'm glad Beej thinks so too.

And omigod, I totally laughed out loud at the 'his boyf --- his husb --- his BJ' bit. Hee.

I'm so used to dark broody cynical Hawk that I kinda forgot about his bubbly chattery side so I'm glad you reminded me. :p

Lovely lovely fic, all the little details of emotional dynamic as well as historical were just fab. And Curtis the Tortoise sounds hysterical! *lol*