"But, in all fairness, I'd also never met a priest I would have cared to molest before Mulcahy." I hear you there, Hawkeye.

Seriously, though, this is VERY good. Hawkeye's sarcasm is very in-character, and I love the way you pair his defensiveness with his unabashed aknowledgement that he'll jump almost anyone's bones. You really should continue this thread, I thikn it has a lot more to say. Bravo!