A scribe! Of course, the journal is friends-only, so would you mind if I friend you?

I probably could. I mean, if I revised it enough, and made sure it couldn't be taken wrong, it might be a useful post--and at least funny.

Definitely both of them. And I think Wilson's accepting that they're a couple. He asked House if he could stay with him for a few days. It'd be so very fun.