Oh, no. Don't invite House. He'll make fun of people who burn their hands instead of treating them. Bring Wilson (the snarky doctor's almost-boyfriend). He'd treat the burns and be fun. Very dry sense of humor.

"The first rule of Fight Club is we don't talk about Fight Club." That what you mean? ;-) We could make a post. "The standards of the older members, in a completely joking manner--but it is sort of what we base our criticisms on."

Oh, I know it's lighthearted.